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According to the Tax Foundation, taxes now consume more than 38% of the average family's budget. That is more than is spent on food, clothing, housing, and transportation combined. Compare this to the plight of medieval serfs. They only had to give the lord of the manor one-third of their output -- and they were considered slaves. So what does that make us? – Daniel Mitchell, The Washington Times, 3/9/99

Okay, shorty, from now on the whole world is gonna be double taxed. Triple taxed. Quadruple taxed. Surtaxed. Exercised taxed. Overtaxed. And, thumb taxed. --Bluto

Terrorism, terrorism, terrorism! Lock your doors, duct tape your house and shake in fear. It's that time again. This commercial says that if you vote Democrat the terrorists have won! I wonder who made the commercial and who paid for it. I could care less for Democrats or Republicans, but I don't want the terrorists to win! Oh no, that can't happen.

Need I remind you of our recent batch of terrorists? Let's see, this particular terrorist planned to use a “dirty bomb” at football stadiums but this terrorist didn't have a bomb but he had plenty of paper and plastic bags. He was a lone 20-year-old grocery bagger from Wisconsin named Jake. There were some terrorists from Miami who had planned to bomb the federal building in Miami and the Sears tower in Chicago. Their only problem is that they had no connection to Al-Qaeda, no bombs and no weapons. They did not even have money for food.