circumcision

I have two children, a boy and a girl. When my son was born 12 years ago, the obstetrician asked within hours of his birth if I wanted to have him circumcised. This is a common practice for boys, so I didn't hesitate to say yes. Of course, it is a medical procedure, and in hindsight, I wish I'd thought about it for more than 35 seconds. Now imagine a world where the doctor had, instead, asked me if I wanted my son "chipped." Here's how that conversation might have gone: